I have to believe 88% of it is for the camera. But 10% is the copious amounts of alcohol/coke. 2% being not so bright and very pretty people being together 24/7.

I watch this and think “oh, the foolishness of youth, God bless ‘em,” and then I remember that most of them are in their thirties, and all my hopes for America crumble to ash.

I assume you’re in a situation where you’re so excited to have sex with John Stamos that you just pull his pants down and have sex as soon as humanly possible? And then afterwards he’s looking out at the window, just thinking about the joy of being alive and looks back at you meaningfully, as if it so say “thank you…

I might literally be the only person in the world who liked that color and is annoyed with these choicse.

Well, this was obvious. As the great American poet Jax Taylor once said “I have milk with a longer shelf life than that marriage.”

I use honey love lip stick, really matte and a little more pinky nude than the color she has listed as putty.

I have it on good authority that Yolanda Foster is consulting Brooks Ayers as to how best to prove she has Lyme disease.

ITS BEEN A LONG TIME SO ILL SHARE THE STORY AGAIN.

Thanks for the simple act of listing this under terrorism. The gymnastics people are displaying to avoid that word/ definition of this act staggers my mind.

Must see:

Can I has recipe for green bean casserole (assuming it’s vegetarian friendly)? Italian Christmases are not friendly to non-meat eaters - last year my options were a green salad and the vegetable salad I brought. Tasted fine, but...boring.

Cooks Illustrated and America’s Test Kitchen are the same, I think. I made the ATK homemade green bean casserole and it was awesome.

Seems like there should be a pic but don’t see one 😕

This story only starts out like a horror story. It was horrible for me at the time. My boyfriend and I were celebrating our first Thanksgiving together. It was also just a couple years since my Mom died, a loss which had blasted a huge hole in our family. We scattered after that and had Thanksgivings either alone or…

My mom cut a big clunk out of her finger when she was using the new knives to cut veggies. She didn’t know how sharp they were. My aunt had to finish while we tried to stop the bleeding. As she was cutting the veggies she smiled and said, “This knife cuts very good.”

This breaks my heart. I have had many people ask about my column. I will keep writing it! I am trying to find a site to publish my column, but, if I have to make my own site, I will. To keep tabs on my reviews, follow me on Twitter (brandikirch), Instagram (brandikirchgessner), or Facebook (Brandi Morgan…

Losing Millihelen is the Deepest Cut of all.

Damn I loved this blog. Long may it live in our hearts and minds! Jane, thank you so much for giving me the chance to contribute; it has been an absolute pleasure.

My rage at the loss of Millihelen has started to mellow a bit, but hot DAMN! I’m still mad. As others have said, this was a welcoming, non-judgy little part of the Internet for Laydeeeez, full of insightful commenters bringing their own real world experience. I met Don’tBeSuchaBoobPunchTina, my fellow fortysomething…