I was doing okay until I read that there’s a 15 year old who does makeup tutorials who has a net worth of $1.5 million.

Oooooooooooo. Miley.

People who are always in relationships really weird me out. Like, is it really that hard not having a partner for a more than 6 months or a year? Seems impossible for celebrities. I’m not even really talking about Lea Michelle. Maybe it’s just that I hate pretty much everyone, but I can’t imagine being able to…

I wish present-day Sam Elliott was my cool uncle that I drink with.

I offer up my doggie, Sam Aloysius Doodle to comfort. I know I’m getting a doodle hug from him as soon as I get home.

Wait. Joe Smithson? Like, Joseph Smith, the founder of the Mormon religion? Nothing says a deep and abiding faith like using your religion's leader as inspiration for your covert hook-ups. Blessed be.

<3.

Can we please dress up like this everyone? And have an e-party?

Stefon is relevant for every fashion post. Also I really want to go to this party with Jerry Hall hair, bleached eyebrows, sequins, a gold turban with glossy red lipstick, on a white horse. This is not a joke who can make this happen for me.

Yall are haters. This sounds fabulous. It’s like Stefon picking the dress code for an apocalypse party and all I want is to be there.

My first album was TLC Crazy Sexy Cool and it legitimately changed my life for the better.

Whatever, I’d totally watch this. 1) I used to live across the street from John Legend and he was THE nicest dude, me and my friend always ran into him when we were studying at the coffee shop on the corner of our block, and he knew we were in law school and would stop to ask us how studying was going. 2) People give…

Well, I know it’s going to be easy to criticize this guy and everything he did but, in fairness, I think he did a great job directing Argo.

I love her, mostly because I loved The Phantom of the Opera and I haven’t actually seen her in anything else.

You wouldn’t have even had to mention which were you most and least favorite, I can read it all over your face. I love the Mac makeover, but I also like barefaced with a Hawaiian shirt! Supercute.

Okay but furreal this is my entire life goal right here

I want to hug them both.

I’m still holding out hope for Emma Watson and Prince Harry. I don’t care that it was an unsubstantiated rumor. I WANTS.

I would watch Miranda, Jen, and Gwen in The First Wives Club: Second Edition. I might even watch it as many times as I’ve watched the original.

I’m so sick of this cliche nanny trope. Can’t we come up with a slightly more original lie, like Gavin and Ben were cheating on their wives with EACH OTHER. Oh, and Blake Shelton was in on it too.