just keep it in your back pocket for when you are having a really bad day and just want to cry for hours with no shame on the comfort of your couch because hugh jackman is amazing x10000000

And he’s doing a herkie in the photo. Excellent. RIP

What the fuck is wrong with the world today?

She has a Girl Scout green mani! <3 <3 <3

Don’t feel bad. It’s the stupidest question ever. “Which is harder: doing a bad thing or having a bad thing done to you?”

What?? No, it is way harder to be ghosted than to do the ghosting. The ghoster is in control of the scenario; the ghostee is in the ghoster’s (metaphoric) hands, running around wondering what the hell they did wrong when really the fault is that the ghoster does not know how to communicate clearly with someone or take…

GIRL SCOUTS

“I was born a poor black boy”

How you doin’? Wanna climb inside my time machine?

“Take layuft on Broadway, then an immediate rieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeght.”

“You have arrived at your destinatiooooon. Byeeeeeeeeeeeee”

Would it surprise you to learn that Tilda Swinton was made of pure sunshine?

I’m beg to differ.

There are really only three absolute etiquette rules for wedding showers:

I LOVE YOU, JOHN WATERS!!!!!!! 143637 JOHN WATERS!!!!!!!

Obviously she’s inhaled way too much of this

I’ll guess that Chef Mac in Mark Davis’s story was Charlie Trotter.

Come try to live in Texas in the summer without air conditioning in all of the places.

For people living in NYC or northward, agreed.