I'm ready for the hate coming my way, but I chose Netflix.

Ad much as I enjoy sex, I've never been disappointed by Netflix. So my vote is for Netflix.

Can we have a conversation about Nene's Bride of Frankenstein realness wig? I have feelings that need to be processed on that front. (That lace front.)

Paris and Nicole won the road trip across America contest with Simple Life. Period. Done.

This 1 direction drama is my absolute favorite never let it end unless it is with a Monica/Brandi style sing off

I found this little gem,

This plus size stuff actually looks wearable compared to the shit they are trying to shill out now :-/

I really like this collection. But I love color and prints (despite living in NY where gray is considered a bright color). I think these clothes look bright and fun and a bit whimsical.

I feel like there should be a whole series of What Can We Glue To Our Nails Today. Rhinestones? YES. Sequins? Maybe! Fruit stickers [how many plums can you eat in an hour]? Dooo iiiiiit. Are you a crunchy earthy type? A single elegant piece of oatmeal or a lentil omg.

CHEESECAKE

i was about to vote 'sex' but at the last minute thought "PARMESAN TRUFFLE FRIES" and changed my vote to restaurant.

Can she please be put on Real Housewives of NY?

"All-female real estate brokerage founded in the 1970s."

Yes! I came across it on Tinder so often and when I finally googled it it helped with many a swiping decision.

Here's to hoping that Esther will chew that godawful thing off his lip while he's sleeping.

You know how Prince just glides into a room, says like 10 words, glides back out and then everyone loves him? Madonna should try more of that. Fewer words, Madge. Fewer words.

Hey, I swiped right for Mindy Kaling. But it was pretty obvious that it was Mindy Kaling(s marketing team).

"It's 'Oh my god! You're a ski-racer' or 'You help the animals.'"