But the merchant was a very important person. He sold monogramed thermos clay jugs.

Ladies and gentleman, I give you the tale of Saint Basil Fuckoff, the patron saint of waiters and bartenders.

Someone please send Will Arnett to challenge Gaston to a handsome funny guy with a gruff voice - off.

I guess this guy is the new Spieling Peter Pan?

Does this mean there will be a final sale? Because I'm not above purchasing revenge store items at a discount. Some of their stuff is super cute...

Because the wife was standing between him and the girl he should've married but let go so she could follow her dream of being an astronaut.

like the worst movie in a solid trilogy

I just saw her in 20 Feet from Stardom on Netflix and I highly recommend it! Such an interesting inside look of the lives of backup singers.

So... I'm guilty of this. There is nothing I dread more than finding an invitation to something in my mailbox, inevitable with a phone number to call and RSVP to. I have social anxiety that skyrockets any time I have to call people I don't know that well. Give me an e-mail address RSVP any day. Ack, and the baby…

In case you still don't believe that Chris Pratt is an amazing human being, he sang 5000 Candles in the Wind at the Parks and Rec wrap party.

Holding a Corgi for a wedding sounds kind of difficult but I would be soooooo excited at the same time maybe it could work!!

So... I heard you guys like corgi gifs...

"It's OK, I promised her husband, before he killed himself, she'd never be alone. She hates to be alone." She shook her head, "All that crazy's just up there all the time."

The last one HAS to be a Fazoli's. HAS to, right?

Can you confirm that the Liz Lemon character was loosely based on secret filming done in my apartment? Because when I was watching that show in the same PJs as Lemon and eating night cheese shit got real weird.

She's back now but is not thrilled about it. She can smell Wendy's desperation from here.

Now would be a great time for Christopher Walken to have an acid flashback.

So everyone saw that 2 second clip of Walken continuing his fermata during the commercial break after the rest of the pirates had stopped singing, right?