Okay, so let me get this straight....Cuellar supports gun rights, opposes abortion, uses absurd “IT’S SOCIALISM” Republican talking points about mildly redistributive policies like a $15 minimum wage, votes with a Republican President (who happens to be historically unpopular, incidentally) 70% of the time....and he…

100% agreed. I went to journalism school (insert jerking-off motion here) and have come to realize over the years - before Trump, but especially since Trump - that cable networks, which only exist to make money (in a way that networks kind of don’t), are a terrible way to consume news. They profit from our exhaustion…

But is there a dragon sidekick? (not lizard... he doesn’t do that tongue thing)

I’d like to just nuke all of cable news. Headline news included. You can keep sports and weather. The rest needs to gtfo.

Like, let the boys fight over whose dick is bigger, who loves Obama more, who threatened to primary Obama, who loves Castro more, who didn’t get arrested in Apartheid South Africa, etc...and come to momma.

Apropos of nothing, Elizabeth Warren just announced she raised $29.3 million dollars in the 29 days of February, her best month ever, despite not having won a contest. She has to do well on Tuesday for it to matter, but it’s not as if there isn’t another option between Bernie and Biden, folks.

I also feel that ranked choice voting in the primaries would provide more interesting results 

This whole process has sucked and the primary process needs to change.

There are so many beautiful pieces of art that by comparison, I find the Mona Lisa a bit bland. The sculptures .. we had to go back two more days because we were so awestruck it took us forever to get through the exhibits. 

Easy: my mother and people like her.

Winged Victory is way more impressive than the Mona Lisa.  That was the most striking thing in the Louvre for me.

> from the surprisingly small Mona Lisa

Just to add context here, American and British reviews of J’accuse are generally like, “Ok, yeah, this is fine. Not great, maybe even very good, solidly and well made—fine.” It’s in the 70s on Rotten Tomatoes.

Jesus Christ

It’s Florida. More like meth-fueled.

What apparently began as an alcohol-fueled game of “get in the suitcase”

According to a survey by Brides magazine, the average American wedding in 2018 cost $44,000, up from $27,000 just the year before.

I honestly don’t know how any members of this family go out in public without being spit on constantly but I guess everybody’s got much better manners than I do. 

A regular to shot to keep from going blind is the absolute most dramatic way I have ever heard insulin described. Surely he can only properly be administered this vision saving miracle drug in the sanitary confines of his palatial estate!

Do people who can afford these luxury resorts really follow influencers on social media? If I were super rich and looking for a luxury hotel, I wouldn’t look at some random millenial’s instagram, I'd ask my super rich friends.