The book is about NBC killing the story and Farrow trying to get it published.

My stepmother was a truly awful woman.. And to distill it to just one anecdote, she “neglected“ to inform me of the details for my father’s funeral until after the fact. She literally prevented me from attending my own father’s funeral. And then sent me three boxes of his attic junk afterward. Diana did something I…

Joan, as funny as this story is, please know that this is coming from a place of genuine concern and not shaming: please consider keeping your beloved Felicity indoors for her safety. . Also, rabies is a very real thing, and if a raccoon is actually awake in a tree during the day or is behaving in an aggressive manner …

Yeah, this just became personal, you know. That raccoon, or as I like to call them loudly: “shit-ass motherfuckers”, will be returning to settle scores. The key is to anticipate this return (you are presumably the smarter one, right? If not, please put your cat on the phone), and prepare an ambush.

I’ve found the loudest screamers of “east coast elite” are in fact east coast conservative white collar men who feel oppressed because they had to go a diversity training 15 years ago and won’t shut up about it. 

Growing up in the suburbs an hour from NYC, we had a wonderful, tiny mid-70s British MG-BGT three-door roadster in our garage. Just a charmer, and a delicate one that wasn’t safe to drive on our icy winter roads. Until, that is, a family of raccoons decided to use the cold season to make the car’s hubs and engine…

Being from Tulsa, I seriously hope she campaigns there. I hope she campaigns in a lot of “republican strongholds” so they know she’s serious.

Skittles for piddles.

I remember the good old days of trying to come up with the perfect lyrics to express my teenage angst in my AIM away messages. 

What I don’t get is why people seem to be falling over themselves to get this contingent of white middle aged men on their wagon, who seem to make decisions based on mostly on some illogical sniff test. It’s been shown time and again that you can win without appealing to this voting block at all, so why do people…

I always thought her appeal was being a goofy grandma who just found instagram.

I’m already planning on voting for Warren, but it’s a nice relief to hear that my wife and I aren’t the only ones using M&M’s to bribe our way through potty training.

This. Plus, the usual “we got this, don’t worry your pretty head” handwave-away-problems approach to policy seems far more condescending than Warren's.

Your daughter is a “fresh grad” and “working her first job” but somehow has money to invest in a brokerage account?? I don’t believe you... (and if this is true, I really don’t care what happens to your daughter’s money as much as I care about her classmates graduating with tens of thousands of dollars of debt.) 

OMG the flaming over the “I’m gonna get a beer” video. I could tell it was coming from people who never spent time in OK. I can hear OK in her voice every time she speaks, in the choice of her words, even her mannerisms. The only people falling for this “East Coast Elite” BS are not from, nor have they ever lived in,…

Wouldn’t it be amazing if Elizabeth Warren is voted in as President in the 100th anniversary year of the ratification of the 19th Amendment?

I read a story just moments ago about a kid with diabetes who got kicked off his parents’ insurance when he turned 21 or 25 or whatever it was. He survived for a while on hoarded insulin, then used dog insulin, tried the gofundme route, but then he still died. Because he couldn’t afford life saving medication. I hope…

I think that’s a large part of Warren’s appeal to me, at least. Having a plan doesn’t come across as a know-it-all smartypants lecturing but someone who has seen how close to the edge of disaster a family can get. My family had to constantly make plans to get by and be able to revise them on the fly as circumstances…

See, to me she’s so plain she’s the equivalent of an off-white wall. It’s weird, like she has no real features and no personality.

If this is the case then it says much more about Baldwin than Gomez. And, ultimately, how insecure she must feel. Thats pure speculation on my part. Working thru some shit and letting it out in a song is not saying she’s still in love with him or anything. Its catharsis.