You idiot.

Would you say his Bach is worse than his bite?

Stealing purses eh? Would you say he was a Louisville Mugger?!

He’ll respawn at the hospital in a few anyway.

I figured him to be a Woofgang Amadeus Mozarf fan, myself.

Also, I haven’t seen a Red tamper with a Vogt like that since November.

Fuck you, take your star.

Haven’t seen a Red climb a wall like that since Berlin.

This is the rare pierced, circumcised triangle offense.  

In related news: Parents are assholes and these stripes are not in fact slimming.

My office is within walking distance for highschool kids who are allowed to leave for lunch. The Potbelly’s downstairs is typically filled with these little fucks that are loud, smelly, and so sure that the world isn’t going destroy their dreams. Hate’em. Better off going to a bar and getting a burger

Yeah I’m a 2PM lunch guy. It’s the elevator wait times that does it for me.

I read that in the Orca’s Gazette Daily. It was in the Om nom nom section.

I like this, but, unfortunately, it seems to have crashed with the rest of the commenters. I guess they’re of poor stock.

President Hoover started with a volleyball. Nice small dent in the sand.

The proper response from a PR perspective is “oh, God, you’re talking apples and oranges here. The men’s game is so different from the women’s game, I honestly have no idea how she’d do in that competition. I don’t know if she’d be able to regularly beat Federer or Nadal or Djokovic over five sets, but I’m sure she…

Sounds like he is ready for high A.

He Is Risen

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