This could be the very guy whose record Kirk was in no danger of beating while on leave in 2287.

We found love in a ropeless place.

You do understand that slow motion only happens in movies, right? In FICTION, which if you look it up in the dictionary means anything that isn’t non-fiction. Jesus. Have you ever seen slow motion in real life? Even once? Don’t be an idiot.

Feels pretty strange to be rooting for anything Cleveland related yet here we are

Go follow Taro Yoko. He’s the most interesting and honest game director you can find.

Hi Nick,

Yeah good point.... Shaq was really riding Rick Fox’s coattails there in LA.

Dyneaw Ewad

Here you go:

there is

Sox fan here. Knowing Deadspin’s attitude towards both teams, I think Deadspin’s rooting for the meteor.

As a black person in America, there will never be a shortage of people who are white who want to give me THEIR take on racism and how it doesn’t exist anymore, how they don’t see it and how they’d never be like that, and I just want to shoot all of them into the sun.

How long are you willing to wait?

Michelob Ultra and Grey Goose?

I can’t be the only one who believes “bababooey” guy needs to be launched into the sun.

“Fuck, I didn’t know the boss would be here.”

To paraphrase Chris Rock:

Like, is there some legitimate reason someone would modify their diesel truck to do that that I’m missing?

You know things are fucked when your Senator and Congressmen are writing YOU for help.