Sox fan here. Knowing Deadspin’s attitude towards both teams, I think Deadspin’s rooting for the meteor.

As a black person in America, there will never be a shortage of people who are white who want to give me THEIR take on racism and how it doesn’t exist anymore, how they don’t see it and how they’d never be like that, and I just want to shoot all of them into the sun.

The second sun is obviously Jupiter after it is converted to allow life to grow on Europa

How long are you willing to wait?

Michelob Ultra and Grey Goose?

I can’t be the only one who believes “bababooey” guy needs to be launched into the sun.

“Fuck, I didn’t know the boss would be here.”

To paraphrase Chris Rock:

Like, is there some legitimate reason someone would modify their diesel truck to do that that I’m missing?

You know things are fucked when your Senator and Congressmen are writing YOU for help.

So you’re still using Google Docs. Seems like an odd decision in the year 2017, but I didn’t come here to judge. I’m legitimately curious why some people continue to pump their time into the Google docs Suite, despite mounting evidence that the software offers shitty security and a historically terrible user…

As in a person who owns a cat, or he is actually a group of cats semi-competently operating an automaton?

I’ve been laid off before. The sympathy meant a lot, even if it didn’t mean another job.

“But it got me thinking: What are some of the best opposing crowd reactions to amazing shit happening?”

You can’t MAN flip! That’s disrespectful to the sport! Show some CLASS!

Besides the amazing item itself, my favorite thing about this is the Cardinals fans with their arms open screaming at the umpires to do something about all the unbroken rules that were broken. #bestfans

This is good kinja

Thank you for shedding light on this.