What is unjust about not being in the ethnic majority? Why would I care if my grandchildren live with more brown people than white people?

The ven diagram of “Stupid White People” and “People with a Fucked Up Negativity Bias” is basically just one big circle.

Nope, they can’t. Gamers wanted games to be art. So we started treating games like art. This is how all other art is treated, so this is how games get treated now too.

Let’s remember some guys: I’ll start...

Andray Blatche

Fuckin’ sweet Lisa Frank Trapper Keepers.

“Fifteen pieces of flair is the MINIMUM.”

So do they have a return policy? I wonder what the restocking fee is?

Draw breath, these days.

Rising from the dead might be a little outside his range.

Man, what can’t Gary Shandling do?

“you guys”

Fair.

That’s cute and all but he traveled.

basically yelling into the microphone as if he was elected to do the job

Oscars screwups get called like Web Gems. Love it.

That La La Land producer is who we all want to be in that moment. Decisive, understands priorities, gets the proof out there ASAP, and his hand was steady as a fucking rock holding that card up for the cameras to read.

They do not want anyone throwing shade on takeoff.

The internet is full of dumbbells.

The number of people not appreciating this satire is sad to me.