Earl Grey is a hell of a drug.

They do not want anyone throwing shade on takeoff.

Part of starting up a new area of coverage means introducing (and reintroducing!) characters to our readers, even if they would be familiar to hardcore fans like you. I wrote about Zverev last fall, at the very beginning of my tennis coverage. When I covered him again in January, I wrote about him in a way that did…

Greatest back hair in pro wrestling history

Counter-counter-point:

Agree with the sentiment here but from a slightly different angle. Yonatan Zunger wrote an article over on Medium referring to the possibility of falling into the trap of “protest overload” - that is, the more and more we continue to nitpick on things that are quite frankly petty and irrelevant, we will miss the…

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that my laptop’s fan just sped up to “We are now cleared for takeoff.”

Where i’m from if you get dunked on like that, you have to put your shorts on your head and do three cartwheels. And that’s just if you want them to let you leave the park; never mind getting back into the game.

The internet is full of dumbbells.

The number of people not appreciating this satire is sad to me.

Actually they all should. Wait until you hear my ideas to improve basketball. (No hands)

That’s just crazy. My solution is much more reasonable.

A tie is a game where both teams win! It’s the best case scenario!

Nope. As a soccer fan I must insist that the biggest problem with baseball is there aren’t any tie games. End the games at the ninth inning. In the playoffs, have a home run derby if it’s still tied after the bottom of the ninth. There: fixed it for you.

Who said there are no second acts in life.

And you made no typos! :)

Piston home games are as close to Flint as they are Detroit.

It takes a Japanese meat processor to properly hyphenate a compound adjective.

I like this piece a great deal, and this runs counter to its overall sentiment, but still I must: