The pad sensitivity came into play eight years ago in the race between Phelps and Milorad Cavic. Cavic reached the wall first but did not register a full “press” until 1/100th of a second after Phelps.

I just want to quickly give props to Jim Cooke and Sam Woolley for constantly coming up with the best and most ridiculous artwork to accompany all your awesome pieces. They da real MVP.

Can I bid on the cookie sheet that Will used to hit AJ in next week’s auction???

Finest Kind, to everyone.

Rick Chandler & Wizard Cat.

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Yet his shadow still looms. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives; who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean…

Let’s Remember Some Bloggers

Wow a truly astonishing 5 dong, 2 dinger performance for Redford. He now holds the record for most dongs in a post, most total dongs and dingers in a post and stands atop the leaderboard with 30 dongs and 62 dingers. That’s a whole lotta dongs.

data: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…

It’s like the little kid next to him is cueing him, too.

The slightly raised eyebrows did it for me.

I think it would be better for my ego if we didn’t stand right next to each other.

Pita Taufatofua, I have Vince McMahon on line 1!

Bok bok bok bok bok bok bok Choi
- Chris Berman

The Iliad don’t got shit on this post holy fuck

Is that 95 Canadian or American yards?

Hundred bucks says he gets some cushy gig with either the Braves themselves or their owners (Liberty Capital) by, oh let’s say, December.

A job with the Braves?

He won an NCAA Championship, NBA Championship and Olympic Medal. Name anyone more obscure than him who’s done the same and I’ll buy you a Happy Meal.

I am picturing some sort of Indiana Jones weight switch done by a groupie.

I guess it’s easy to weigh them if you keep them in your nightstand.