“I’m now the GM of a well-known, well-reviewed restaurant, but whenever I go visit the dock for a beer, I’ll always be known as “The Guy Who Rubs His Balls on People.””

Top 3 bond movies of all time.

Hitting Highlights!

“ As a person with a mental disorder.”

Science is waaaaay ahead of you.

WHY DID I CLICK THAT LINK?!

That’s just kinda creepy.

One shitty meaningless tournament is not enough of a reason to call for Klinnsmans head. He’s done leaps and bounds for US soccer (remember the last world cup), and he’s just getting started.

First time my girlfriend went to my dad’s for dinner, he had half a fifth of whiskey, his girlfriend had two bottles of wine, and my gf and I had a bottle of wine each. Made everything way less awkward

“arguably the 2 greatest QB’s in history.”

Also itd be pretty easy for an expert to tell if that photo was taken after she died. Typically there are telltale signs in the blood vessels surrounding the eyes post mortem.

We can only laugh at others if we first laugh at ourselves.

Wawa is lord. All hail wawa.

My parents put me in the pool (supervised with floaties) at 2 months. By 6 I could touch the bottom of my grandparents 14 foot deep poll and stay there easily. By 10 my favorite pasttime was getting the shit kicked out of me by eight foot waves in the north atlantic and bodyboarding. Alot of people are afraid of…

I totally agree. My parents put me in the pool (supervised with floaties) at 2 months. By 6 I could touch the bottom of my grandparents 14 foot deep poll and stay there easily. By 10 my favorite pasttime was getting the shit kicked out of me by eight foot waves in the north atlantic and bodyboarding. Alot of people…

Greatest call of all time. Absolute troll job.

They said the same thing about the stench of garlic on Shaq’s breath.

Wait... this can’t be serious. But people are still taking it seriously? Isn’t Amy Schumer’s/ modern feminist comedy’s entire MO that we (rightly) shouldn’t judge people on appearance but on talent? Are you actually a feminist?

I agree, and so do 63% of Israelis

I’d say its the opposite but now you’re just baiting me.