From what I can judge though, the man was trying to disable the car by shooting at the trunk/tires.
What I don’t understand, is that if he was under threat of “robbery”, then when why would he try to stop “escaping” thieves in a car unless something was actually stolen? A lot of stuff doesn’t logically make sense here…

What’s fishy is that they decided not to contact the police.

I can believe that they’d miss them. I imagine they were quite panicked. When you’re panicked, you tend to block out everything that isn’t vital information for survival (or at least, what your monkey brain thinks is vital information). This could easily cause them to not hear the impact pings. If their home wasn’t…

sooo... bj or anal?

I carve a hole in cantaloupes and then microwave them for 30 seconds, before having sex with them. So maybe you should rethink your “a cock massage can be every bit as good as whatever else you’re into.” statement there pal.

“your mother, that’s who.”

I’m 38 and I give myself hand jobs nearly every day.

‘Pedantic,’ she corrected dickishly.

+1 Putting the dick in pendantic

Fourteen year olds giggled. Anyone older than that is asking, “Who the hell still gives hand jobs?”

Technically she couldn’t masturbate him, he has to. JO or HJ is what you’re title should indicate.

I don't need a gun to feel secure and I'm a coward?

But could they? The freaking President of the god damn United States couches his words when talking about gun control. I don’t know if 4 NBA players could change anything , but I would bet they would sacrifice everything to do so.

Plaxico Burress could stand to have taken at least one fewer shot to the leg.

Some of my favorite people. And they were awesome for speaking out. But until our politicians have the guts to make changes, real changes, against the gun dealership lobby, nothing will change. Because you can wrap all this in the American flag and 2nd amendment bullshit, but it’s all about selling guns and fuck the…

Looking forward to all of the “boycott ESPN” tweets.

I can’t believe a corporate entity allowed this to not only air, but to lead off their big, self-congratulatory show piece and wash away the fantasy that sports exist in a compartment separate from the rest of society.

Bruh bruh:

Bruh:

Preemptive stick to sports hot take nuke from orbit.