“Overly describing the appeal of women’s breasts in an attempt to seem straight.”

“I see a pair of thick, weighty breasts and all logic flies out the window.”

“You know I’m still getting over the tragic loss of my wife. She was such a strong, female woman with nice heavy breasts.”

“One night when I was philandering,…

“Pretty much any single moment of his rivalry with Madeline Wunch.”

All right, favorite Captain Holt moments.

What a terrible loss at such a young age. Is there anything this actor couldn’t do? Deadpan humor of B99, pathos in Men of a Certain Age, heroic Henry V Shakespeare in the park. Pembleton! The lights are dimmed tonight in Hollywood. 

I always thought it looked like Yvonne Jaqueline Strzechowski (from the show Chuck among other things).

Social media has given every narcissistic moron with access to a computer or a phone a megaphone, and we’re all dumber and worse off for it.

They should just give him a couple million. Fuck it. Let this guy build a waterpark that serves Bacardi or whatever his dream is.

Here’s the thing: there is a 0% chance he’ll get any money from Rockstar, as the tattoos aren’t the same, so there goes any possible copyright claims, and it’s obviously a work of parody.

I also think all the food shows and celebrity chefs like Bourdain, Fieri, etc. have made people more adventurous about trying hole in the wall places and food trucks. I’ve always said that Chipotle’s core customer base was white people that were afraid of going to the Mexican food truck for a burrito and now they’ve…

Chipotle was perfectly adequate. Not great, not excellent, but it was solid fast casual.

I think a lot of people are gonna have to get used to the fact that companies took advantage of the economic disruption over the past few years to raise their prices and either pay more for the same thing(or less) or just not pay for the products.

NP, cheap AMG badges and tackiness notwithstanding. The AMG versions of these are tough to own, but the M113 V8 in these cars was actually pretty stout and reliable. I would be most concerned about the air suspension these came standard with, assuming this car still has it (possible +1 for reliability if it’s been…

It was never all that good, people just finally figured it out. What probably happened is that they started making more stuff at home, either because of budget crunch, or got used to staying in more due to the pandemic and making their own Mexican food, and when they went back to Chipotle they realized, “What the…

So this is basically either a really high markup to jump the line. Given Tesla’s history with never delivering what they promise on-time, I will not feel bad for anyone who falls for this.

I remember their corporate office was fucking with franchisees, but I don’t remember exactly what happened with them. 

This is literally how quiznos died!

No one - and I mean no one - does a better job with trailer songs than Rockstar. Their choices are always just outside of what you’re expecting, yet absolutely, positively perfect. Who else would have picked a deep(ish) cut by Florida’s own Tom Petty to score the glamour, swamps, and depravity of Vice City?  

Serious Florida Man vibes.

Because it’s a single player game and over time people become done with them and move onto other stuff? And it also didn’t review as well as their previous games and less people are into it.

Not everything is a live service, it’s ok to be done with a game.

The Panic Playdate is a niche product that knew its a niche product and people developing and releasing games for it know it’s a niche product. And it’s succeeded fairly well at being what it knows it is, rather than trying to do something it’s not and never going to be.