If you’re “running” that many companies all at once, AND stumping for Trump, AND rage-tweeting constantly, you are not a CEO, you are a weird dipshit and your job is not hard. If this moron can run this many companies at once, either he’s doing zero work and is not being held accountable OR being a CEO is VERY easy…

This is a win-win for Spirit.

You should try the site with ad block.  It’s way more useable.  

Yup.  That’s how literally any person who isn’t insanely rich would be treated.  There’s no reason Musk should get different treatment.  

Judge ought to have issued a bench warrant on the spot.

That should be his election challenger’s entire advertisement.

They appropriately identified him as a threat to their personal safety, so they locked him out.

I know how this all went down:

Asking a fast food restaurant to cut your burger in half should be a felony.

He's the sheriff, so he's elected. He can't really be fired, unfortunately.

ACAB.

There’s a HUGE difference between calling for backup and calling for a deputy. What would’ve happened if one of the backup units had an accident and killed someone? Or showed up on scene and shot someone accidentally?

That information is actually right on the receipt, usually. 

DONT TAZE ME BRO!

Dipshit needs to just learn how to call corporate. There is a website and everything.

Expert #2, he didn’t say he wanted to kill himself. I would never recommend a motorcycle to someone who wants to drive something sporty and is (possibly) middle aged or approaching. There is a name for people like that: statistics.

...I am divorced I have found myself with a little extra cash...

Everything about Trump is one giant grift, so Trumpers grifting Trumpers is just a natural part of the life cycle.

Folks who had their cars towed have to pay $380 to get them back from Gotcha Towing.

Good. Fuck em.