To be fair, the same could be said for Soldier Field.

My name is LPShea, and I publicly state to you, to Hample, to everyone, that if he pulls that stunt on me, I will punch him in the dick.

“The fact he was not paralyzed by pain, points away from a major knee ligament”

Man, everyone forgets airmen.

*twitches in Marine*

Don’t forget Marines. Because the quickest way to find out someone is/was a Marine is to call them a soldier.

Is there any rule against the offensive player using his helmet like a weapon?

I mean, Panama’s entire existence is predicated on letting things through.

or in the white house

hey, you can’t always get what you want

“By the way, fuck “The Living Years.” I remain firmly against any rock song that uses a child’s chorus.”

Wait, you’re telling me the Chiefs gave the ball to Washington and then took it back a couple moments later? I feel like there’s a term for that..

FTFY. ;)

I’m just imagining some intern awkwardly standing by as he only meant to show Mr. Goodell a small bit of the movie to prove a point, but now Roger keeps watching and rewinding the puppet sex scene.

shut the fuck up

The play was flagged, and it remains to be seen if Trevathan will be fined and/or suspended.

I’d also be embarrassed as shit if Curt Schilling agreed with something I did.

It seems like 75% of the problem is that people are of the view that only Puerto Ricans can be advocates for Puerto Rico.

+1 (“I miss you” left on ‘read’)

I’ll throw my support behind you when the shit goes down.