Congrats on shitting on someone else doing their thing to improve themselves.

Donald invited her because just like him and Jackie Evancho, Rebecca came second in the popular vote.

MVP.

“Because eventually, you’re gonna be the guy being dragged off the plane. And that man by the window will not help you. And then the plane will crash.”

Samir. Samir Nahh-gon-work-here-anymore.

Yes, Mkhitaryan was offside. I don’t care, though, because..... 

Fuck you! Elton John is fine.

Yea, “Arizona Beats Seattle After Coin Toss” was their alternate headline.

I agree. Why couldn’t it be fucking Brady who broke his ankle instead.

Actually it doesn’t sound like that bad of an idea to me. And after people go to a game, they can stop at Ice Town on the way home.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

The word “hero” is tossed around a lot these days...

This wouldn’t even have been legal in the XFL.

The Cubs will use this to draft prospects with really tight ligaments after bone breaks. I saw a documentary about twenty years ago that showed one such case.

There is an extremely rich history of soccer in this city. It was the location of the first professional league in the United States. Pretty interesting, actually: http://www.ussoccer.com/stories/2015/07/27/12/37/150727-mnt-in-stl-soccer-history

“I’d been meaning to talk to him and I got tied up with a few things,” Bowles said of the failure to inform Fitzpatrick.

‘2018 Washington DC.’

“You can sell a ps4 remaster like this”
“I can what a what what uh-oh this”

It certainly makes more sense than if he was fired by a different school

wrong!