They’re not always towards the top, but there are usually comments about how there really is a conspiracy, and Weird Al isn’t actually lampooning it, it’s a coded message to other believers.

If you’re ever feeling too hopeful in humanity, just read the YouTube comments under Weird Al Yankovic’s “Foil” video.

I for one am shocked that Charlotte won last night over the playoff-predicted Bulls. Why aren’t there more essays about how PJ Washington is going to set the NBA world afire?!?

I feel like the biggest issue here is that people hear “ghosts” and immediately assume they’re talking about the bad guys in a Scooby Doo cartoon. But “ghosts” can also just be fleeting images you see, especially out of the corner of your eye; it happens with a lot of vision issues - concussions too, per my…

Blizzard can send them a copy of the statement and they can pretend they made it happen.

Trivia Murder Party is my favorite

Volunteers will also be nearby for the next several days with bird sound recordings to help guide swifts away from the building.

I wouldn’t bother going over there daily, just hit the Emissary whenever it’s up. You’ll be Exalted long before the patch comes out.

.500 can win this garbage division though

If only the Detroit Falcons had survived

I’m sorry, what does this have to do with Ellen’s friendship with GWB?

It started with the wild pitch by Schiraldi, not the Buckner error.

Plus now he has the whole day to himself!

“the most disrespectful manner imaginable.”

I think it’s time to de-redify Gruden’s face a little bit with each Raiders article

As a hallucinating Packers owner, a large reason I bought an ownership stake in the team is to annoy the fuck out of the plebeian fans of the other franchises.

100% this

If we’re not going to let Trump pick the candidate, then why is electability such an important part of his shtick?

He should’ve called the Helpline first

Have you considered therapy?