Almost $20mil/yr for a former bench guard?!?

Good morning, Drew.

Y’all are making jokes but forgetting that the JWs are an apocalypse cult. Clearly the end is near, and he’s choosing to spend the rest of our existence with loved ones.

My dream is that Trump’s name isn’t mentioned once. That they all talk about what they would do when they won.

I think we’ll be able to see the Fifth Dimension when the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter lies with Mars

Weren’t “sestaks” the bad guys in Land of the Lost?

It’s amazing how my personal philosophy has migrated from “Maximum Age to Run” to “Logan’s Run-style aged culling” in the last few years.

How much am I allow to donate to Senate campaigns? I may need to send a check to Doug Jones.

I could do that but I don’t want to

As a Hornets fan, I’m just waiting to cry in my beer when Kemba leaves.

Yeah, but she’ll still be a woman in Arkansas. Good luck, as Morgan Freeman would say.

While I don’t support Biden to win the primary, I do like the idea of Republican money going to him instead of Trump.

Is the answer to the title “journalists who get paid to attack someone who is actually trying to help the cause rather than those who are against it?”

The Bushes’ athletic skills are vastly underrated; also see W’s post-9/11 opening pitch.
That’s the real reason why Jeb is a failure in the family’s eyes, he couldn’t even play right field on a beer softball team.

It was literally an article on this site yesterday

“Murkowski says that Congress should be focusing on legislation about topics other than Trump’s antics.”

You won’t believe what happens next!

The Hornets beat the Raptors 2 out of 3 games this season, clearly they’re the Champion.

What about the pie incident?

Does Trump realize he just shat on Asa Hutchinson?