You've never had a dog, or a pet? Or did you get up this morning an decide to be an arsehole? Ffs!

I just want to say that for all the snarky, rudely written articles I’ve endured on this website, the tone of this one is now my least favorite. Even the title comes across as incredibly insensitive and mocking towards her very real pain. As someone still mourning the death of my dog, who was the most precious…

Obama’s greatest strength is also his biggest weakness. He’s always the optimist, believing in the best of humanity, even as humanity fails repeatedly. It was what we needed in 2008, it what we needed in 2012, it was what we needed in 2016.

The various problems it had at launch are fixed.  I can’t say how it is on consoles, but on PC it’s definitely worth a playthrough at that price, assuming you like the general gameplay loop of previous Fallouts. 

Maybe, just maybe.... and bear with me here, because this may sound crazy... maybe because they enjoy it?

something about a dude named ishamael talking about whales in this situation feels weird.

Basically, what you’re saying is that Fallout 76 itself is one of Vault-Tec’s experiments and an offshoot of Vault 112.

There are suckers who have already signed up for Fallout 1st? They are ruining this for everyone. What we want is a new Fallout game, not keep a broken game alive. 

Lets be honest, they’re monetizing whales to keep the game afloat. They likely don’t have enough revenue coming in as nobody new is coming in, so they need to extract more money from the players they do have. It takes money to keep these live service games afloat and Fallout 76 isn’t making enough to justify the cost…

Well- colors aren’t biology. If they had a penis or vagina cake, sure. But that’s kinda weird for a baby. And the result of most of these parties are “you’re getting X color of everything for eternity, despite the fact that pink was seen as a boy’s color 80 years ago” 

Sadly, she’s hardly the first victim of performative heteronormativity. 

You know what’s weird: people who think they’re entitled to rub a pregnant woman’s belly. Especially those who do it without asking first or aren’t especially close to the woman. Both times my wife was pregnant, she had people just walk up and rub her belly and she hated it because it made her horribly self-conscious.…

Is it weird that I wouldn’t probably even let that many people know if I was having a kid? Like, it’s none of your fucking business what my family situation is.

It’s linked in the NBC story, the gender reveal brushfire was in Arizona, caused $8m in damages, but there were no deaths. And the explosives were blue.

Maybe they thought if they brought a new life in they should take one out for the sake of the child’s future?

Didn’t a similar stunt set off a major wildfire in California that killed multiple people?  So technically this isn’t the first gender reveal casualty, just the first direct one.  Look, I was fine with it when it was a colored cake (I love cake) or like a balloon you pop or something harmless like that, but when we’re…

Obviously, bringing weapons and explosives to such a party is stupid as fuck and anybody who actually thinks about doing that needs, at minimum, a good dope slap on the back of the head.

No, please don’t blame those of us with digestive ailments for this crap (no pun intended). As someone who survived C-diff and was left with IBS as a kid, I have yet to ever poop on a public floor or fling my excrement. It’s an admittedly low bar, but I’ve managed to cross it.

As someone who occasionally suffers from the drops; yeah, too well formed. Not only that but if I can’t get to a bathroom and am told no, fuck it; Im running out to find the nearest semisecluded spot; don’t have time to argue or get too mad.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”