I was hoping that I was reading it incorrectly and that it wasn’t an @ sign.

I think the first line is “It has been a high honor to serve the President and the American People as a [sic] Interior Secretary.” but the rest is like staring at Egyptian hieroglyphs without a Rosetta Stone.

I keep seeing commercials for it and every time I’m like, “Man, I wish I could get birth control in the same way!”

Not a shred of empathy in these people, eh?

Is Marzipan the sheepdog? I want to cuddle both of them, but she definately made me go “LOOK AT THE FLUFFY PUP! SO MUCH FLUFF!”

So, essentially these laws are just changing where and when the dogs get sold? It seems like there are a lot of loopholes in the law and that although rescues have nothing but the best of intentions they sometimes end up perpetuating the problem.

You’re surprised that Trump screwed up English?

I remember when I first found out that my international friends in college shared that thought the Pledge was really creepy and weird.

I’m sorry you went through that.

I’ve only had artificial trees and will admit that we’ve taken the thing down in February.

I think I may be missing something because I grew up with artificial trees, but why the heck would someone do that to a poor tree?!

Nope, you’re absolutely correct.

The full song is in the linked article. It’s to the tune of “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” and goes:

Honestly, the pets thing is the one that was the most telling about him to me. Maybe it’s because I’ve been raised in a household where we’ve always had at least a dog or a cat.

I’m sorry that you went from good health to a chronic pain condition. Chronic illnesses suck not only by making you feel ill, but it tethers you to long-term medications and procedures.

I’m so sorry you were subject not only to everything you went through, but also his mother making those “what if” statements putting the blame on you for what her son did.

So many people don’t realize that they’re only one accident away from being “unhealthy.” People tend to change their mind when they get into a bad car crash or develop cancer.

I have a bunch of chronic medical conditions and can’t work full time. I ended up having to petition for Disability so that I could get on Medicaid.

What is amazing to me is that you can be too poor to get subsidized health care.

There are a lot of people my age (26) and younger who don’t know how to read cursive writing. We’ve spent so much time with computers and typing that the act of writing has fallen by the wayside.