I’ve seen this commercial on an actual TV and I never noticed the Trump duck.

I loathe the fact that you’re right.

Wow.

That Fifth Gear video is actually fairly nauseating. I don’t really have the words to adequately describe the void at the bottom of my stomach when I realized how much shrapnel is in a limo.

Good luck with the hurricane. I was really hoping that we were out of the peak danger zone when we moved through September with hardly a blip.

Oof.

He threw a temper tantrum last week and the Republicans watched and said, “Yeah! That’s what we need more of in the highest court of the nation!”

Right? If you wanna talk about someone who’s had their life smeared in front of the world...

I lucked out with my family. It helps that I told them when I was like 13 that I wasn’t going to have kids. Neither are expecting grandchildren and honestly, they seem relieved.

I feel like I’m watching my country slip through my fingers. For the first time since I can remember, I actually turned the news off the other day.

I just lost it when the Catholic Votes thing came up. This is a case of the pot calling the kettle black.

Is it an African swallow or a European swallow?

Oh, believe me, they would. And present themselves as “the Middle Class” and watch as the Working Poor essentially fall on their swords in the race to “stand up to” the big government passing taxes on the poor, broke “Middle Class.”

MSNBC was looking at the poll numbers this morning and this entire thing is anxiety producing.

“Future Young Rapists of the Year” club?

Goddamn it! I thought I had the existence of “two girls one cup” out of my head for good!

Honestly, I can’t see Trump ever using this system. It’s so much easier to send out a tweet than it is to send an EAS alert.

The alert that came on TV said that some cell phones wouldn’t receive it. I’m not entirely sure what was going on about that.

Yup. They’re super important for weather and emergency statements.

This.