Well played.

#NotAllWhiteAndGolders

This has Tampa Bay-area written all over it!

See, I am shocked, shocked I tell you that this didn't happen in Florida.

You and I are the exact same height, and almost the exact same weight. It's kind of thrilling for me to read your openess about size and where you purchase and what.

also, my internet is slow and it took me so long to type that comment that i accidentally listened to THE WHOLE SONG. my ears might be bleeding.

God it's like none of you people saw Crossroads.

AGELESS.

CALCIUM? THE SOULS OF VIRGINS YOU FOOL!

Of course! He's a man, after all.

um homie is just tryna get his dick wet

C'mon craig. Practice what I'm sure you've preached:

I am developing the impression that everything Scarlett Johansson does is insincere. Everything she is involved in feels like she's pretending.

Dear Jennifer Lee...........

Will the real Bill Cosby please stand up?

Me as a parent:

my most significant ex is one of those guys who is desperately in love with every single woman he dates. he has been engaged two or three times at this point (all following our breakup ~5 years ago). funny that he still hasn't actually gotten married (or even gotten to the wedding planning stage before it all falls…

I absolutely should have rejected mine. He rolled his eyes and said "I'll never forgive you for this."

Sitting in my parent's kitchen in Ohio after breaking up with my British boyfriend of eight months. He Skyped me and started the conversation off deceptively normal. Got more and more emotional as it went on. Eventually he started professing his undying love for me (I was not into it). My dad entered the kitchen for…