YES

like counseling. for being sexually assaulted. at work.

You’re not serving someone over the counter on thanksgiving/christmas/new years/ easter/ passover/ whatever. They’re not really there to improve your mood, just to serve you food. They’re at work, you’re a human, improve their mood and tip!! (:

Tip everywhere, if you can. If you dont “got it like that,” tip when and where you feel is right. I tipped at mcdonalds the other day, and the lady was so surprised that she gave me a ton of lil cards that were for free shit. So, I mean, shit comes back to you idk how to explain the universe and tipping to you man.

Same.

Mother of all things holy. There are so many people I feel for in this story. I am also sad that it wasn’t his funeral instead of hers... though I wouldn’t expect you to ever go.

REALLY THO

nope. nope. nope.

WE ARE. FROM. ARKANSAS.

shit, i just commented this.

Steven Tyler and Johnny Depp are looking more and more similar by the day?

I KNOW!!! Seriously. And I’m Irish, so I had that going on as well.

Nope. Him in Oz was everything. I rewatch clips of that show on youtube just to see him kiss another dude. I am soooo in love with him, but only when he plays gay? Also i’m a girl but when I see him kiss dudes I want to be a dude kissing dudes. #Uh?

Same. New everything. Better everything. They won’t even know it until the next morning. This lady at work ended up making me a cheesecake because I moved everything on her desk the way she wanted it.... (phone, scanner, etc.) So basically, I didn’t do shit for cheesecake and it was amazing.

Not trying to be a dick, but every time I told a user I was working on it... I actually was working on it. And it took days. And it was one of the 10000 things I had to try to figure out all at once because we are so understaffed. Guess what? No magic fucking button. Because their users probably download viruses…

that is my murder button. or.... “MY COMPUTER DON’T WORK”

I was upset about it for days! Like, what the absolute fuck! Also, the above beer goggles douche. I cant?

I AM LIVING AND ROLLING AROUND IN MY OWN GRAVE AT THE SAME TIME.

So.... they think. you can still be a good person and molest a handful of girls. they think that?

Five is too many anything! Especially wives!