Thank you!!

Do you know how their sizes run? I’m normally a size 10-12 and am wondering if a size 14 could work for me. That dress is fucking amazing.

Another song to add into that - The Devil Is a Lie

But she can’t give the baby life-sustaining nourishment with her BOOBS because then she’s a whore.

I got birthday party but I actually have to go to a wedding... On a SUNDAY. Everyone keeps asking me if I’m taking a vacation day on Monday (since it’s also a 2.5 hour back home), and I’m like, uh, fuck you and fuck no, I’m not taking a vacay day to sleep all day when I can just do that at my desk at work.

I’m from Indiana and it’s a shit show over here. People from my hometown love Trump and think Planned Parenthood is devil’s work.

CoverGirl Lash Blast is my go-to. I’ve used other, more high-end stuff and nothing compares. Plus you can get it BOGO 1/2 off at Walgreens like, every other week. I wore this all through high school, through basketball and volleyball games, and it never budged.

Can we pleazzzz talk about the new Lil’ Dickie video Save That Money? If you haven’t watched it, go now. And make sure oyu make it to the end where he talks about selling out and beats pills in rap videos because that shit had me ROLLINGGGG.

This shit did NOT work for me. I have hyperpigmentation on my cheeks and my neck is always one shade lighter than my face, so my results were super skewed :(