Remember that stupid GQ spread with two of the actresses semi-clothed on top of one another? Remember how neither of them so much as appeared in a scene together?

She’d better be or she’ll be paying for her own ring because I bet Calvin Harris has never been in the same zipcode as $500,000.

Somehow I don’t see Taylor Swift going for a ‘chunky’ ring. Does not seem her speed. I need these lies to be either more entertaining or more believable.

This is insane.

Okay, I couldn’t even read the article. Sorry! But the first paragraph killed me. “One year left mark?” You start planning a wedding more than a year before? WHAT?!

This clearly flies in the face of everything that Maxxism stands for. Hell you might as well just go to Lenins & things.

BANNED.

Bye.

People need to also remember when they use these: Your rate also needs to be consistent with what your work is worth. Ain’t no one going to pay you $200/hr for basic photo touch ups or churning out low-quality blog posts.

I’ve been on IF for three months now. I really don’t see that it helps with hunger - actually skipping breakfast (I do an 8/16 fast) can be quite hard at first. Its more just taking out those calories (breakfast in my case) and that helps the overall control of intake. If there are benefits to the downtime eating up…

to be quite frank, if I’m going by the actions of their followers, Satan seems like a way cooler guy than Jesus.

I am an engineer. My employer pays for me to go to several training and continuing education classes a year so I can learn how to do my job better. How is this different, other than the fact that the employees in question are domestic workers?

Isn’t that why you get married? To get him to wear JCrew stuff then “borrow” his shirts?

It’s not just that the prices have skyrocketed, it’s that the quality has tanked. In college I would splurge on one of their cashmere v-necks a year and gradually built up a nice little collection that lasted most of a decade. Two of the last three sweaters I bought there arrived with holes in them. Also 98% of their…

Is she allergic to weed? Because that’s an awful lot of nose-rubbing for “rolling a joint.”

I just found this one which I think might be cuter.

Anyone who can stand hearing their kid cry for any extended period of time is made of much sterner stuff than me.

When babies are very small, they are not even capable of manipulating us in that way. I’m not sure at what age they are, but when a baby cries, it has a need, either hunger, cold, wetness, or just a need to be held.

every time i watch "the last text" (going on around 30 by now), it actually gets EVEN FUNNIER