10 years ago, I got a nasty infection in both eyes and almost went blind from it... and at the end of the ordeal, the ophthalmologist told me that for the rest of my life, I need to wash my eyelids with baby shampoo twice a day in order to continuously wash away any bad bacteria that could potentially make its way…
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The day I suck a man's dick for any other reason than because I goddamn felt like it is the day every single one of you needs to put a fucking bullet in my head.
Can you imagine how warped the paper is going to be if you print a cyan background?
He doesn't even work in our office. He just gets to work without pants on, remotely.
Maybe I'm just a bad liberal on this, but "cultural appropriation" criticisms are typically bullshit. Why can't someone be inspired by other cultures and use it to influence their own art?
"She will not come out of this hell. She's mine. Anyone who prays for her will die."
Right, that's why he's exchanging texts with a teenager.
This is perfect. Some designers truly seem to want to design for young boys, not actual females with female bodies. Now that they have everything they've ever wanted: little boy shaped like a coat rack they can present as women so many of us can dream of fitting their clothing. Karl Largerfeld and Choupette must be…
I can't adequately explain how much I dislike this shoe trend.
I heart Johanna's resting bitch face. It's to die for!
You should have gone to the bathroom and said "I'll send you something too", then sent him a picture of a bigger dick.
YES!!!! And are usually cotton or linen...so damn comfy on a hot day!
Can I just say, fuck kale.
Wish they were fighting over who was 'The Smart One' or 'The Accomplished One' or 'The Charitable One', but alas...
these eyelashes are absurd.
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BABOU!
WAS IT A TIGER?
HOW THE FUCK BIG WAS THIS CAT??? I'M ONLY 5'2, AND MY 60 LB DOG COMES UP TO JUST PAST MY KNEES. I THINK THAT WAS A TIGER.
I'm not even halfway done but I can tell you right now I've never laughed so hard at a movie review in my life. BLESS YOU, LINDY WEST.
Looking at the JLo picture, all I could think of was the "cuts of beef" drawing you see in Joy of Cooking, that explains which cut of meat comes from which part of the cow. OK!, you're a bunch of freaking cannibals.