This is why SCOTUS should have term limits.

and this is why you always vote, even if you're not ecstatic about the candidates.

Someone poured some mimosas at Gawker headquarters and there was something shiny just outside the window, so everyone got distracted.

whaaaaaaat?! Completely skipping out on Life&Style AND not linking to whatever the Jessica Simpson infuriation is??? HOW CAN I DEAL WITH THIS OMG I JUST WANT TO HEAR THIS GOSSIP ONCE A WEEK IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

Seconded. In case you're looking for water alternatives (flavored things go down easier for me, though I'm doing better with the water this time around), I like plain soda water with juice, about 2 parts to one. Tart juices are best, like pineapple, cherry, or cran variations. Congrats!

THIS is the point I keep making - where is the female corollary for this kind of rage? There are PLENTY of women who feel hurt, alone and rejected, and yet I cannot think of a single instance where the response is "righteous indignation," but internalized shame - "I'm unlovable because I'm fat/too thin/ugly/gross/too…

I'm a straight woman who feels like no one's attracted to me. I "peaked" over ten years ago according to men. At least men don't depreciate like fucking cars. Whyyyy do men think women are never lonely, rejected, ignored?! Is it because the "dime pieces" are literally the only ones on your radars?

My mom used to tell me that if I was a boy, she would have named me "Michael Jackson." But I also think my mom likes to fuck with me sometimes, so I don't know.

Fixing Charlie is Charlie Work.

"To be honest, before I had North, I never really gave racism or discrimination a lot of thought. It is obviously a topic that Kanye is passionate about, but I guess it was easier for me to believe that it was someone else's battle."

I am so glad intouch provided us with this photo. Without it, I couldn't begin to imagine what it would look like if a woman was trying on a dress that didn't fit.

Candy Spelling will allegedly pay Tori $20 million to leave Dean.

"Emma Stone Says Let's Quit Judging Our Bodies"

My first comment about Frano's pic was "He looks moist"

I'm guessing your thought was "Well if I have to see this shit then you have to too!"

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maybe it was some kind of weird flash mob

The blue line shows up in so many of these stories. I'm waiting to hear a 66 bus story. Mine aren't gross, just odd (like a lovely homeless woman very helpfully offering me a bra she found earlier on the day).

All while being super loud/wearing a lot o'neon.

i was also a baby adult living in chicago and once saw a man taking a crap at the damon blue line station...on the tracks.