I once caught an ex doing the deed on MY laptop - with my FUCKING EXPENSIVE FACE CREAM - in the dining room. Yes, the dining room.

I've not watched the show (I think it's obvious though that it is slightly silly) and while there are problems with this piece, he seems like a genuinely nice guy. Who has respect for the ladies.

Damn you guys - I just took some quiz, and at 35 realized I might...have...ADHD. I interrupt A LOT, finish people's sentences, etc.

I don't know what kind of fresh fresh other-worldly elven baby's blood Madame Love is bathing in BUT IT'S NOT FAIR - I HATE YOU - WHY DO YOU STILL MANAGE TO LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD. Specifically, your skin. Any tips would be appreciated - GOOD DAY!

Shia The Boeuf: I LIKED YOU BETTER WHEN YOU WERE JOAQUIN PHOENIX AND I DIDN'T EVEN REALLY LIKE YOU THAT MUCH THEN STOP IT.

That's what's made me truly like her - is she seems, again and again like such a NICE person. Not to mention classy and level-headed.

Me three. Then I do this STUPID thing (and I do it like, twice a week too - you'd think I'd learn!) where I get home, eat food, and then just SIT DOWN and just...don't get up again. For like, ever, and THEN I'm all stiff and in pain sweaty/sticky and feel dumb. Like, why do I do this? Am I actively trying to…

Bringing a baby might be an extremely rare occurrence at Alinea, specifically, but I can tell you that, in Chicago, at restaurants even one small notch down from Alinea (Blackbird, specifically, we had dinner with several ILL BEHAVED small children. They ordered the elk. They did not enjoy it.) I have experienced very…

Awww but it looks hangry! (Can we at least photoshop some clothes on it?)

"A scheduled deployment to Afghanistan"....I'M NOT SAYIN', I'M JUST SAYIN'!

"Yeast logs of satan" is now right up there with "devils dandruff" as my favorite evil expressions! Thanks for that!

THERE ARE HOUSEWIVES ON HULU????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Ummmm, my husband would like to have a word with you...

I'm at my mom's house, with my husband, and we're sleeping in my childhood bedroom, and I lol'd SO HARD at this, I think my mom was super grossed out. Even though there's no getting busy in this house, bc I dunno, we just couldn't, but now I think my mom is super concerned. Hilarious!

Also, like all those hotel weddings don't look the same...bc they do. Im an event planner (not weddings!) but when we were getting married i was like no hotels, i do corporate events there!

Good advice, I guess I just wanted someone to be like SOOOO GOOD GO FOR IT. Although I even found THG poorly written/annoyingly plotted fairly often.

Should I read these? I really loved the Hunger Games, also the Margaret Atwood Oryx & Crake books but, are these good? Christmas is coming and I could use something juicy to plow through!!!

The copywriting on that RH page you linked to sure contains some tortured writing. Damn.

I'm having the same problem, with a very smiliar pair of North Face boots - I've had them for a few winters - 4 maybe? - and I think the insulation is wearing out/getting gross and my feet are getting cold/clamy, but maybe my feet are sweating? Although this is the first year my fee are actively cold in these boots.

THIS GIF IS MESMERIZING ME AND I CAN'T STOP WATCHING IT. EVEN THOUGH I WANT TO STOP. NO, WAIT, I DON'T WANT TO STOP. I DON'T WANT IT TO EVER STOP!

OHHHH would you recommend her book? This might be a last minute gift addition for my mom! (My family is full of weridos.)