I feel a little bad for the guy who got scammed; wouldn’t wish that on anybody… but, ehm… if you need to borrow money from your friends/family to come up with $28k to buy a Hellcat, then you probably shouldn’t own a Hellcat.

Hmmm... Jalopnik trashing something that’s free because it has ads all over it.  Interesting.

“But real charity doesn’t need to be filmed. It just happens.”

5 Land Rovers in 11 years

From the headline, my first reaction was fuck no, not my responsibility. But then as I read on, the sarcasm exposed itself and while I still won’t touch someone else’s car because I just don’t do that, I’m glad the Tesla community is inclined to police itself. Lord only knows there are very few Tesla douches out there,…

God I hate those commercials where the pretty chiseled people living in post-modern mansions gift each other luxo-barge vehicles.

I am by no means defending Tesla or Elon but you need to compare TSLA to other stocks and the market before just rattling off that TSLA is down 51% this year. Just checked Amazon and they are down around 49% from last year, Nikola is 78.56%, Rivian 78.71%, Lucid 81.44,  Fiskar 60.93%.  Even the big boys like Toyota,…

From a purely logical and objective standpoint, I get it. I do. I’m not mad about losing the V8, or about the weight, or the hybrid system, and I understand the thing is an absolute monster from the reviews I’ve seen. It’s the future, and we all need to be ok with change.

Don’t.

Oh I’m watching this one. The last time he was on there, I about burst a blood vessel laughing. Chris Rock came back for a skit too.

Transphobia isn’t murder. If you say it over and over again and try to convince others of it, it still isn’t murder. Dave never said anything transphobic.

If speaking FACTS that men can’t…

I own a 9-7x Aero, and the only way I’m leaving a Scat Pack in the dust is if they didn’t know we were racing.

“ If you have a functioning car, the best advice is to take care of it and avoid the market for as long as possible. But that advice doesn’t work for everybody.”

MADD lost all credibility when they stood with Uber and Lyft to support Prop 22 in California.

I would show up in an Uber but with Fancy Kristen at my side

Big ol “who cares” from me.

was at least two to three years old. It had almost 43,000 miles, had pieces coming off the seats

Yeah that’s a bit of a stretch...

*Orders new 2023 Corvette ZO6*

What is this, the 10th article from Jalopnik about this in the last few years? It’s almost like you’re willing it to happen.

That Lexus is a TERRIBLE recommendation. There’s nothing fun or zippy about it. It’s a Prius in a fancy suit.