I own a 9-7x Aero, and the only way I’m leaving a Scat Pack in the dust is if they didn’t know we were racing.

“ If you have a functioning car, the best advice is to take care of it and avoid the market for as long as possible. But that advice doesn’t work for everybody.”

MADD lost all credibility when they stood with Uber and Lyft to support Prop 22 in California.

I would show up in an Uber but with Fancy Kristen at my side

Big ol “who cares” from me.

was at least two to three years old. It had almost 43,000 miles, had pieces coming off the seats

Yeah that’s a bit of a stretch...

*Orders new 2023 Corvette ZO6*

What is this, the 10th article from Jalopnik about this in the last few years? It’s almost like you’re willing it to happen.

That Lexus is a TERRIBLE recommendation. There’s nothing fun or zippy about it. It’s a Prius in a fancy suit. 

Elon Musk, whose initial expensive models got the benefit of these kind of tax credits without price or income limits and paved the way for the mass market cars... That will also now benefit from tax credits?

wait so we say body positivity, but also body shame elon musk? seems the entire article is saying “ew, he has a weird torso”. a bit of a double standard no, jezebel?

Sucks for everyone on those flights, but this is not news. I guess you can chalk up another click-bait win.

The Longest You Should Ever Stay at Your Job, According to Career Experts

TLDR: Change companies when it would benefit you. Stay when it would benefit you. 

“Adorable”? No. All I see is a model of an Isetta made of soap that was left in the shower too long.

Bread crumbs and pre-loaded trails, according to the article.

Quick, everyone vote this one up so that the Jalopnik guys can’t do a slideshow because they are too busy puking!

It’s a nice video, but is there going to be an article on this or is the ~45 seconds of first drive opinion all we’ll get? Seems a waste for Jalopnik to go to all the effort of getting someone out to drive the car if this is the extent of it.