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Pixar didn’t make Moana, YOU ARE FAKE NEWS

(Never thought I’d get to reference Techno Viking again)

Martha?

I just watched Robot Chicken’s again the other day. Far and away the best parody that could possibly be done.

Yea, Nazis totally go away if you ignore them!

“Ooo shitto!!!”*

At least there isn’t much sand.

go go gadget arms

“Holiday Special”... Wow.. You are evil.....

It was in a wheat field just south of Coffeyville, Kansas. It was late November. It’s a month of mist. And we were caught in the open. The sun was setting behind us. There was nowhere to run. Twice it came in on us, and twice it missed the heart of us. And that’s when I had an epiphany.

Is it just me or does Trump’s wording sound like a Nigerian scam email?

Before we start filming, we oughta discuss the bonus situation.

...or just did, and he’s closing the door to hide it.

Give me a hug.

After a week of losing my aunt to a drunk driver, and my 14 yo lab to cancer, I needed this.

I was convinced this exchange took place in the movie.

What if he really is a sleeper agent like David Souter. That would be so entertaining. After all the guy’s a modern PT Barnum, been faking it thus far.

so did Trump running for President.

Seriously...young people these days. Back in the day, people would write this stuff down on PAPER and MAIL it to media outlets! Sometimes, they would even make phone calls! Social media just makes it easier to find the dumbasses.

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Given the phenomenal job he did with the Speed Racer score, and how well he worked in the original music, I have high hopes. Cloverfield’s “Roar”, the Speed Racer soundtrack, and the NuTrek score are my favorite soundtracks from the last 20 years, easy.