I’m ashamed of myself. I’m subtracting 1o internets from my balance.

Is it okay to say I don’t really care one way or the other because I haven’t played the game yet because Blizzard’s beta selection process can suck a bag of dicks?

The subway isn’t like a big truck. The subway is a series of tubes.

Citizen: “Daredevil I really need your help, these guys threatened to beat up my dad if he doesn’t pay them off by Tuesday?”
Daredevil: “Where was this going to happen?
Citizen: “Somewhere near Jones Woods Park.”
DD: “Wait, Jones Woods, you mean on Staten Island?”
Citizen: “Well, yeah...”
DD: “Get fucked kid, I only deal…

I’m guessing that there’s a “bizarre weightlifting/science-doing montage” because that’s what Bruce Wayne did in his first appearances in the comics (best image I could find — believe it’s from Batman #1):

There are people probably diddling themselves to you thinking of them diddling themselves.

First the FBI fucked up their attempt at unlocking the phone.

King Drogon the Scaly, First of his Name, Burninator of Man and the Seven Kingdoms

SPOILER: When the Predators were outlawed, I’d forgotten all about sweet, lovable Clawhauser until we see him packing up his things at the front desk. And I think that was the point.

I think they sold me with that gag that’s in the ads, “It’s time to address the elephant in the room: Doris, Happy Birthday.”

If Hollywood was going for the Deadpool cash grab of R-rated heroes then there is at least one movie that might be worthy to be made...

The slash literally no one wanted.

So while the CAT S60 might not be as pretty as an iPhone 6 or Galaxy S6 Edge...

Can't they just use his thumb if he hasn't been buried? Like warm him up a bit first and use it?

Nope. Never happened. These were all taken in some back lot way out in Jiuquan.

I will have you know that Chewdy, my T Rex hybrid will take requests, and she will be warbling (ironically enough) “The Man That Got Away” as I ride her vibrato past her reptilian/mammalian uvula.

That’s Ok... I can do this aviary day!