And it’s probably on rotation, so BigHandsForPOTUS13 gets its number changed weekly.

Yeah, but she just has this crazy fascination with Dutch clogs.

The lesser of 2 evils can still be kinda evil.

I mean........maybe she’s just not worth the same type of money Schumer, Chappelle and Rock are weighing in on.

He strikes me as being too small to fit into Potato-Shrek’s image.

But will Jeff Garlin really want to play this role?

I imagine it feels like when you’re a kid and you broke something really valuable, and you just have that brief moment of calm to dwell in thought until dad gets home and reaches for the belt.

Man, Seth Rogan’s gonna have to lose a fair amount of weight to fill this role.

This is hilarious, but just makes me warier of trusting Yelp reviews lol.

Here’s a fun fact: You don’t need to jump around with the sub machine gun. Just stand on an elevated position and shoot. It counts.

“Because shut up, that’s why.”

That gaudy grandma dress is turrible.

Oh that’s how it stars with the oooh awww, but then there’s running...and screaming.

And I guess they couldn’t use “Abbie Road” for licensing reasons.

Egypt sucked for thousands of years. They can’t let that tradition die.

You gotta love those quotation marks. What a real piece of shit.

The idea of having an online criminal syndicate of animal-masked mayhem makers sounds hilarious and awesome. I’d join if I was on GTA Online.

The idea of having an online criminal syndicate of animal-masked mayhem makers sounds hilarious and awesome. I’d join if I was on GTA Online.

I love stupid cars. They provide material for the stupidly expensive diecast models I collect.

Something to ponder while I put down those steamed hams.