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That’s madness. Mannequins can’t do coke. What next, wild orgies at Madame Tussaud’s?

If there are “zero-tolerance” police, does that mean that there are other police with varying levels of tolerance? Like pretty ok with it police? Or fuck it do what you want police? Would they still be police at that point?

And give up donuts? No way mang.

Whatevs. I still thought it was a shitty scene that didn’t really need to happen. At least if it was basically following the book’s story beats to the letter in that instance, you could just grimace at Martin and begrudgingly accept this moment of faithful adaptation. But nah.

I’d say it more tumbles down the tongue, hangs on for dear life at the edge then gets knocked off by the syllable debris that was falling behind it.

Other than the hoax Facebook page that suddenly vanished, what sources?

And just like Jennifer Grey, will have a hard time getting work in Hollywood again.

Only fools can’t see her. She’s gorgeous.

I wonder who would be the crazier party in this arrangement, the person paying for the tour, or the person who charges to give tours of Germany during WWII.

The web is dark and full of creepwads.

The jury’s still out on that one. Fair bet that popular consensus determines that no one actually recalls such a year ever happening.

It’s like a chick mixed with a submarine.

After the horrid dreck that was BvS, I basically dismissed the possibility of this movie being good. But when I learned it was Patty Jenkins, I was really curious, and became slightly optimistic. And then I saw it, and was blown away. The movie was so damn good it was practically a revelation in comparison to a lot of…

I’m in my third playthrough at the moment, and I’m quite fond of the game myself, in spite of its many issues. As the game gets its share of patches to iron out the most glaring issues, hopefully it gets more TLC beyond that over the course of its life, and hopefully is a jumping-off point for more in that setting.

The First Contact War probably wouldn’t work as a game, because it’s basically an anti-climactic skirmish that ended before the real war even began. That aside, I despise prequels of any sort so I wouldn’t want the MEU to go back in time for a full game.

I was hoping that this article would reveal that Stevie Wonder used the soundwaves of his own voice to see his surroundings.

Did they occasionally break out in song: How do you solve a problem like Star Jones?

Why the heck would anyone want Zuckerberg serving the public outside of a reflective safety vest?

Where does it end? Trying on watches? Hats? My gods, SHOES?