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And how!

Nope as in...?

It would be pretty something if they did. People would cry sacrilege and shout from the rooftops that Ferrari has sold out, and they'll laugh all the way to the bank while people scoop up expensive Italian SUV's badged with horses and tridents.

Jolly good indeed...

I assume they wanted to cover the ones that didn't end in gruesome death. Don't forget the Soyuz 14, which was filled with ZOMBIES.

They only make you feel like shit if the cereal bowl you fill it in is large enough to mix cake ingredients, which is the only way I'll have it.

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I am saving this image for all time. I'm even going to make a flip book so it is preserved forever.

His name was Rango, not Durango. :P

Every Honda Odyssey driver I've encountered treated bike paths like passing lanes, park diagonally or speed through supermarket parking lots. This is what happens when a van handles better than it should.

"Hey, Williams, you got that Dusty does Durango DVD?"

"No man, all the porn's been confiscated. Dry as a bone."

"Jesus Christ, now what will I use to fuel my sexual assaults?"

"We'll just have to make do."

I always took Bert and Ernie as just muppet equivalents of Oscar and Felix, not an actual couple. That said, I also suspected that Bert's love of pigeons went a bit further than he'd like to admit.

It's like a Porsche 959 did the nasty with a wheel barrow.

I'm surprised that Lindsay Lohan isn't tired of Lindsay Lohan's shit at this point.

My favorite image of the M600 will always be in baby blue. The more I look at this car, the more I love it.

It's practically diabolical how freaking rad this thing is.

Ridiculously good.

So maybe fraternities really are just the shit factories every 80's movie has shown me.

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