Thank goodness for Pellegrino sparkling water.

I have one...wait no you took mine.

"Life events, such as birth, divorce, death of a loved one and other emotional highs and lows are obstacles to success in this specific field of finance."

Just another reason to rid the earth of them.

I don't think I've ever hated a plush animal as much as I hate these.

When? Obviously never.

Hand-crafted juice? Only the Flash could frappe fruit and wheat grass by hand.

Likewise. I don't permit lite or 0% of any of that in my fridge.

I was once told that "If we were all gay, we'd go extinct".

Old cartoons provide the very best in reaction gifs.

"we can as a society eliminate cruel homophobia without jettisoning heteronormativity — which is the need for social norms and institutions to be oriented strongly around the problem and the blessing that sex between men and women makes babies."

This and Air Wolf completed me as a kid, but for that kind of money, I'd rather just have a regular Viper.

No doubt that collared dove just finished watching Ong Bak.

There's so many things I find wrong with this design. It's as if invisible demons are straining and stretching parts of the car to ape some of the contours of the LFA. The headlights are especially awkward in how they break the shape of the car in a bad way in a few angles.

This is exactly what I thought of too. Just look at it dance.

OK I can see why grape baby would be appealing, but unless he/she manifests powers like nightcrawler or can read minds, it's kind of a waste.

Shoulda gotten an Aston instead. Every edition is Gentleman Edition.

I love dA. It's a great way to archive my stuff online for free.

If the physical book actually had its cover animated like some kind of evil Harry Potter gif photo, I'd totally buy 10 copies.

But be wary of taking in too much iodine, or else your baby will be purple.