Once I was tasked with helping to tow a boat out of a lake with it. I insisted that someone put a snorkel on the van, because I knew it was going to get dragged into the lake. Sure enough, it did. It eventually got towed out lol.

I must not have been in the best mood when watching it. I'll take your advice lol

I couldn't finish it. Any inkling of curiosity I had about the movie died pretty quickly, because aside from being awful, it's also boring.

I could never hate the Camry. No matter how boring it is, and no matter how oddly it tries to be interesting, I'll always like it. It's like that car you can safely rent to bring someone to the airport, and it will politely tip its hat when you return it to the rental service.

I've had a few of those when I was out in the boonies of Minnesota. Seriously, when it rained, it was like I was flying through the old Windows star field screen saver. Nothing but darkness and warp speed raindrops.

A Ford Econoline panel van with worn out front tires and rusted spark plugs, which necessitates flooring it to even so much as make it lurch its boxy ass out of a parking lot, because I had to drive one.

If I was to judge the past (50's and 60's) based on what my parents and older relatives told me, drug use and loose sex were as prevalent as pigeons in Central Park.

I refuse to listen to any recordings of myself, and avoid any family home videos to the best of my ability.

Tea and Oreos? Maybe in NeoEngland, where up is down and the Queen is a giant robotic insect.

I knew perfectly well that the movie was going to be awful, yet I didn't realize how awful it would really be.

Run flats killed my entire family.

It's squeamishness, and really nothing more than that. For all the talk of morality, or the natural order of things, it all sums up to "Gays are gross, so I will oppose them."

Either lots of fellow nitwits who can vote, or they just save this crap for after they get elected.

I guess she saw that shitty Adam Sandler movie about two straight guys getting married, and it finally dawned on her. Like I said, there will never be a real reason. Just lots of bullshit. One day fewer and fewer people may believe them, but for now we get to observe them fumbling about in their stupidity.

Talk about living large. Check out the turtle on that guy.

People keep saying he's too old, but at least he's not Luke Perry, who is 105.

I've seen actual, genuine commentary from people elsewhere about the discrimination against white males, and I wasn't sure whether to laugh or laugh harder.

Bah. Maybe YOU can't!

Well, the producers know its market.

But Japan is a lovable kind of crazy.