I'm 31, and I don't feel old just yet. I can, however, still tell the kids of today that their generation sucks because their cartoons suck though. I don't predict I'll go gray for at least another 3-4 years.

It's easily my favorite little car in GT5 also.

Eat your heart out, Pagani.

Scat porn will always sound like it's just regular porn, to the sound of a jazz man slurring.

The Z8 is a very rare exception. It's probably the only car BMW has made in the past decade that reuses so many cues from a much older design.

Everything you said is spot on. I hated the Bangle-era designs, but I concede to the fact that they were attention-getting, polarizing designs that people either loved or hated, and you ended up seeing them everywhere. This thing is just a chimera of sloped, pinched and rounded designs, with dashes of an old Jeep…

Well really, the Jeep is an attempt to reinterpret the old Cherokee design, which I think is a huge mistake. Nissan is basically drawing its aesthetic principles from its smaller, rounded hatchbacks. I think both are ugly (the Nissan strangely uglier), and yet somehow, I agree that Nissan did it better.

I guess they're right about "contemporary". After all, the Nissan Juke is still on sale, and this thing has the exact same design elements in the fascia.

Still sounds better than prison.

I don't see what's so nightmarish about it. The idea of getting to spend so much time with the one person you did choose to spend the rest of your life with, subtracting the dreary minutia of life on earth for 500 days actually sounds kind of nice. There's a myriad of things I could think of that would go way up on…

I'd rather die in space than live in prison.

It sort of defies belief that a man can fit in the nose of that thing. It's like a carbon fiber kayak with an inverted airplane strapped to it. 

They're never too pretty to fight. In the words of Moe Syzlak: "He ain't pretty no more."

I just blurt something out and hope it sticks, my lil swedish fish.

You drove one? 

More like the bottom one. The lower bumper is black. 

I'm going to agree with the X5 people. The flank has the pronounced crease below the window with the pinched curve that you can see around 23 seconds into the video. The fog lights directly below the headlights are lit, and you can clearly see the big black section of bumper (granted it's on a lot of cars, but the…

Correction: past the second gen. The second gen was just a tapered curve. 

Can't be. There's no taillights running up the D-pillars, and every CR-V beyond the first gen model has a pronounced arch in the row of windows with a Hofmeister kink at the end. 

Unless I'm mistaken, but didn't the M3 CSL use similar tires? It was my understanding that it was more about the tread than it was about the compound.