Lol, wow. Can you give an example of this affordable sports car that's been doucheified?

I normally would've said no to any convertible, but the 12C is a rare exception. The profile stays largely intact, and I'd even say that it looks better than the coupe. But a big part of the reason is that this car is more of a happy medium between a coupe and a convertible. Those big buttresses behind the folded roof…

Maybe like this?

I think this mix would kind of require a very well trimmed beard, and a fitted flannel shirt.

I still laugh like an idiot when I see this scene.

Well, no state dangles southward quite like Florida does, after all.

Florida is our repository for all things zany.

Just another reason why Paul Anka's guarantee that monsters go away when you stop looking at them is void in Tennessee.

I dunno. It just seems so cliche and obvious lol

Or even bother to have silver at all. What is this, Downton Abbey? I don't have any dang silver.

I haven't used the word sconce since industrial design class in high school. Good times.

And the most bothersome thing is that the Range Rover is kind of like the 911 of off-roaders. It's a really simple formula that you'd think you could never mess up, and they still managed to do it.

The front reminds me of a Celica. No bueno.

I didn't know that. Lame.

I was always kind of annoyed that they ruined the Supra with all that nonsense, and they trashed the Charger.

And not following the contour of the car. What is this, amateur hour? rabble rabble rabble seen pixels in my time.

I don't expect any Range Rover to have a whole lot going on in terms of styling, but it's like the front end is slowly turning into the Freelander or something. There's a lack of stateliness about the design that's off-putting. The big problem is the headlight design. Say what one will about the Evoque, but it has…

I've been working with something like this, along with a big cut in my carb intake. Because I work an office job, and only work out every other evening, I've pared my meal intake to 1 or 2, and generally stay away from everything in the evening. In the beginning, I felt like my stomach was going to attack my spine,…

Porsche 356.

It looks better out in a bright open area where there isn't too much to reflect off of it.