I'm finding it a bit puzzling that you would conclude that assault is more acceptable in this case than simply taking some photos of a pre-production car. I say again, if a car company wants its car to have as few eyes/lenses facing it as possible, then take it to a track. It's not like Volvo can't afford to do it.…

And over a VOLVO for crying out loud. The camo is actually showier than the car itself.

who don't want the subject of their work to be made public

That's no excuse at all. He's just a test driver. No one cares who's in the car, and no one would have seen his face if he didn't get out and get aggressive in front of the camera.

Unless the car is actually a sentient being that wants to have some kind of private life, they are not the same at all. If test drivers don't like it, maybe the company should test the cars on a track where there's fewer people to see them. The fact that any kind of violence should ensue over something as banal as a…

Admittedly, I'd probably still want to satiate my morbid desire to confront such people.

Sometimes, I'm glad to not actually have to subject myself to being in the company of people who would even propose such a thing, and then sometimes I wish I was so I could at least least point out that such a thing is bad and they should feel bad.

Just blare loud music up the tree. It worked on Noriega.

I guffawed in my office. Fantastic.

One design element that I really love about the car is the air intakes above the doors. It takes me back to cars like the Dauer Porsche, which is my all-time favorite race car. With the F1, the 12C, this thing and their science lab factory, I'm forever a fan. If I was ever a wealthy guy looking for a supercar, they…

That and the side-mounted luggage bays always kind of made me giddy as a kid.

Oh man the Murano is far too hideous. The sound of the FX is nice, but I find Nissans these days tend to overdo it just a bit. But really, the interior of the FX is just too small.

Neither did Wile E. Coyote, really. I mean, he spent all his money on superfluous gadgetry and never once succeeded in catching his dinner.

For some reason, when I thought of wily, this came to mind immediately.

I was just thinking, what if they spontaneously start sparring with the unicorn horns. I'm pretty sure you would get the deed to the internet in your inbox.

Ecce Middleton. lol

I'm hiring you to do my portrait, except I want a T-rex instead of a unicorn, or maybe a narwhal, which is the best of both worlds!

"Damn, this ain't the LeMans. Just finish already!"

I'm totally behind an Elba Bond, and I anticipate many hateful tweets in response should it come true.

I wonder if study is synonymous with recording one's musings while high.