I would argue the worst car to take on a date has less to do with the kind of vehicle it is, and more to do with the condition it’s in. Dirty, worn-out, peeling paint, poorly-running...none are ideal.

The worst car to take is your best car.

I had a 2002 Outback. When I picked up my date she asked “is this your mom’s car?”

A Messy One

Your project, especially if it breaks down on you during the date.

My vary amateur assessment is that it looks way too clean to be original, much more likely a very good replica being built by someone.

Without digging into the specifics it doesnt pass my smell test because if the story is to be believed, why would they strip the paint? It should still be black.

No one would believe this is real. 99% of the car world would view you as a poseur who thought it was funny to stick an AMG badge on your 25-year-old JDM sedan. 

Mustang Mach E

Chevrolet Bolt when you already have another car called the Chevrolet Volt. Some languages don’t even differentiate sounds between B and V.

Ferrari LaFerrari.

You and David NEED to restart ‘Car talk” on NPR as the new hosts.

A shame that video doesn’t let people hear what they sound like.

you forgot the “if you can read this roll me back over” sticker

You have to be a moron to think that a Wrangler isn’t legit for offroading. It’s arguably the most legit offroad vehicle out there.

Bedazzled is the absolute best description for over accessorized Jeeps which never use said accessories. I’m going to start using that all the time now.

Lol, you just described the Boulevard Queen which is 90% of lifted Jeeps

Spotless every time somehow!

Miatas are driven by gay men.

That every V6 Mustang or Camaro (especially ones from the ‘80s-’90s) were driven by secretaries and dental hygienists. I heard that one a lot reading car magazines.

Jaguar XK owners all snort Viagra off of a stack of divorce decrees.