You and David NEED to restart ‘Car talk” on NPR as the new hosts.

A shame that video doesn’t let people hear what they sound like.

you forgot the “if you can read this roll me back over” sticker

You have to be a moron to think that a Wrangler isn’t legit for offroading. It’s arguably the most legit offroad vehicle out there.

Bedazzled is the absolute best description for over accessorized Jeeps which never use said accessories. I’m going to start using that all the time now.

Lol, you just described the Boulevard Queen which is 90% of lifted Jeeps

Spotless every time somehow!

Miatas are driven by gay men.

That every V6 Mustang or Camaro (especially ones from the ‘80s-’90s) were driven by secretaries and dental hygienists. I heard that one a lot reading car magazines.

Jaguar XK owners all snort Viagra off of a stack of divorce decrees.

I bought a similarly sketchy ‘64 Chevy pickup years ago. I had a no-option base model longbed that needed a bunch of rust work. I found an ad for a “‘60 GMC” for $500 and figured despite it being the wrong year and make it would have enough sheet metal in common it might be worth it as a parts truck. Contacted the guy…

He won’t go to prison, but he could lose InfoWars and that would be a huge blow to the conservative propaganda machine

How they’re going to mail you a warning/ticket if your license isn’t visible is an interesting paradox.

Beetlejuice is one of the most unique and original films to ever receive a greenlight from a major studio, with Oscar winning make-up and a career best Michael Keaton.  

It’s funny because one of these GM sites had an article featuring it recently, but Boondock Saints, hands down. Several of my younger cousins love this movie, and have for years; when I finally saw it a few years ago, I was genuinely taken aback by just how absolutely, irredeemably shitty it was. This is coming from…

Nah GoldenEye still slaps.

I said you can watch it! It isn’t good though, it’s overly telegraphed schmaltz 

• I like Mel Brooks’ style of comedy, and after many recommendations, I thought for sure that I’d love Blazing Saddles. I watched it for 45 minutes waiting for the first joke. The humor must have just been completely lost on me, so I gave up on it.

Every Peanuts special

Top Gun is one of the worst movies to have made the most money; that thing wasn’t just a Transformers-level hit but an inescapable cultural moment and it is nearly unwatchable.

I got in several arguments about Hook when it came out, and basically stopped talking about it (maybe a “that movie SUCKED” and peacing out) for years. Glad to see it getting is due hate. Lol.
Last time I talked about it at work went basically as you say.
“Hook was terrible.”
“Are you kidding? That movie was great.”
“How…