Be honest- did you like driving it? It seems a little, you know, too fast and too luxurious compared to the kind of thing you normally putter around in.

I’ll never forget how the game discs were BLACK- that was the coolest gimmick ever. 

Let’s be fair; nothing really works on Venus.

 Can someone explain those tires to me? Are they just for terrestrial tests? 

I’ve been out of the scene for decades, but isn’t offering to pick up your date on your first date a red flag? Like, aren’t people more wary of getting into a stranger’s car nowadays? Someone please fill me in.

I’ve always hated rhyming car names because it just sounds stupid to say Kia Sephia or Hyundai Santa Fe. 

All this caper talk is making me hungry! Now y’all got me about to go downstairs and see if I have all the ingredients for a nicoise salad.

the Aero of your ways...!

How long have you had that pun in your back pocket, Rob? That gave me a chuckle.

I’m a boater- in my experience most boaters trailer their boats to the water and do their best to run through a single tank of gas in one day, then they trailer their boats home and won’t take their boats out again until the next weekend. This seems like the ideal scenario for electric charging.

You’re right,…

Yeah it got backwards.

Hey I think you may have misunderstood me. All I’m saying is that there exists a stereotype that Wrangler owners, especially those who mod their rides for extreme off-roading, only really drive them on the streets of suburbs.

Rain.

Wrangler drives never go off-roading despite having their vehicles bedazzled with any of the following:

Around ten years ago, I was recovering from surgery with some pain killers and what I hoped were killer movies. I rewatched “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure” for the first time since I was a kid. It DID NOT hold up to my fond memories of it. 

I know its sacrilege, but I too didn’t appreciate Blazing Saddles. Maybe it was overhyped when I first watched it in the 1990s, or maybe the humor simply didn’t stand the test of time, or maybe I’m too snobby to appreciate Mel’s style of humor.

CBD is snake oil, but ripping a bong is legitimately the best way to cure a hangover. Pain? Gone. Nausea? Solved. Attitude? Better. Appetite? Back.

Ok, so they’re proposing a system that looks for signs of impairment, and then does “something” to prevent them from continuing to drive. I can’t help but let this ideas snowball in my mind. I wonder if this system will put aggressive (sober, yet dangerous) drivers on a “time out” if they exhibit recklessness behind…

Ok first of all, “Push it” will be revered as renaissance quality art for as long as digital media will be preserved and replayed. Every component of that track can stand alone as a hook for a hit song, yet they’re all woven together seamlessly into a cohesive jam that nobody can listen to and sit still.

Second, I…

I first heard it in Boston from someone who came from Long Island. This was in the late 1990s.

Hey! I have that story in my repertoire! My idiot college buddy was drunk driving his two friends home one night up in the Hamptons in their convertible Chrysler LeBaron with the top down. He takes a turn way too fast, and rolls the vehicle over, down and embankment, and into the sand. Since he was the only one not…