Ok first of all, “Push it” will be revered as renaissance quality art for as long as digital media will be preserved and replayed. Every component of that track can stand alone as a hook for a hit song, yet they’re all woven together seamlessly into a cohesive jam that nobody can listen to and sit still.

Second, I…

I first heard it in Boston from someone who came from Long Island. This was in the late 1990s.

Hey! I have that story in my repertoire! My idiot college buddy was drunk driving his two friends home one night up in the Hamptons in their convertible Chrysler LeBaron with the top down. He takes a turn way too fast, and rolls the vehicle over, down and embankment, and into the sand. Since he was the only one not…

Ok, so like whenever I see a car driving at night with their headlights off, I flash my high beams at them to hopefully get their attention and convince them to turn their lights on. Some idiots do not do this because they are afraid that the car driving with its headlights off is actually going through some kind of…

“Ya see, this is what happens when you take the stick shifts away. Kids these days think you have go fast to roll coal when back in my day, we just mashed the left and right pedals thru the floor and rolled coal til the engine blew but nobody got hurt.”

I played the hell out of my N64 in college- in 1997-8 I my friends and basically dedicated our lives to playing N64. Two of us dropped out of school because we were not focused our our studies. Here’s a list of the ways the N64 controllers would fail:

I saw that one in the theater and left with a stiff neck because I was so tense during the first act

Hey man I’ll bet you $20 that these folks don’t drink Nescafe. I’m guessing they’re Keurig people. 

Right? Like, I expected it to be this creative-quirky-indy-dark-comedy and it was just so flat that I hated it. I think this was one of the first DVDs I ever rented.

It HAS to be that dope turbo shit box from Golgo 13, right???

This. is. the. vehicle’s. top. speed.

The thing that really makes me feel like new(er) cars are better is the safety tech, but not in the way you might think. When buying new cars in 2016, we opted not to get cars equipped automatic collision prevention. My wife and I didn’t feel like we needed to pay extra for it (it was an expensive option on the cars…

That tagline “Panasonic: just slightly ahead of our time.”

I love that rear windshield! It makes me want to cook a VHS cassette in direct sun. Price is an order (or two) of magnitude off tho

Has to be Lancia, right? They went from absolutely killer rally cars and mid-luxury commuter cars to complete crap in the span of what, like 15 years? Wasn’t most of their failure due to a decade-long media assassination in the UK where they claimed that their cars used communist steel and rusted to pieces? I’m not…

Indeed. HR will only “help” the individual if helping the individual protects the company against a significant lawsuit.

Exactly- this is for the, “not quite rich enough to afford a private yacht” type rich ass motherfuckers. Like, these people still have to see people they don’t know, and they can’t even call it, “my boat.” They probably have to wait for their turn to ride the Jet Skis.

Never ever ever listen to a white person in a fedora. Just don’t. Ever. I mean it.

The plight of Black farmers is undeniable evidence of systemic racism. It is written in blood and data. “The history of agriculture is rooted in violence- the story of farming is based on stealing land and people,” Cee Stanley who owns Green Heffa Farms near where I live in NC. She got a writeup in a local digital…

I feel like this was a budgetary choice (it is an advertisement, after all.) The movie was stupid too, and doesn’t deserve a custom airbrushed low rider.