There is an old “Three Musketeers” themed Tom and Jerry short where Tom gets guillotined off camera in the end. The rules used to be different.

The added expense required to launch and maintain a sub-brand is significant. I wonder if Subaru actually thought this through, or if they just went with some flashy pitch from an ad agency.

I remember this interview being a big deal, and the way it was covered in magazines painted Madonna as, “a bitch” who was probably on drugs and couldn’t control herself. It probably gave Letterman’s show the biggest bump in ratings that year. The way she hijacked his show was brilliant.

These on Porsche 944:

Hold up. I have to go get my good headphones for this one.

Wait... if the necktie’s is way up there, does that mean the car would talk by flapping its hood up and down? I guess that works

“Test and Tune” night at your strip > Any car show ever.

Can you think of a better opportunity than now to post some of those pics? I can’t.

Commentadore of the day.

• Window breaker

Back in the day, that interior looked like it was teleported in from the future.

What an unbelievably ugly car. I mean... it’s like someone sought out to design the ugliest car possible.

Hey, is it just me, or does RainX not work as well as it once did? Back in the 1990s, I feel like I could get an entire summer out of one application. Nowadays, it seems like RainX only lasts four or five weeks. Am I just glorifying my hydrophobic past, or is the product itself getting weaker?

Raleigh recently renamed a middle school that had been named after a notorious racist. The new name reflects the black community that was destroyed in the name of urban expansion.

Since when did Jason start picking normal cars? 

Back in the 1990s, KFC had these Candy Apple Chicken Wings. I feel like they were just their standard 11-herbs-and-jokes-battered-grade-D-hen-arms dipped in some kind of red corn syrup lava but like, I still sometimes have cravings for them. 

Priorities changed? Truck owners don’t haul anything anymore, and they just buy trucks for the “feeling” of looking tough?

I know, right? Seems crazy. I know a rich guy and his house did have it’s own server room but that was to control all the smart home and security stuff. No way he was spending more than $300 a month on that.

The only way I can make sense of the education expenses is if the child is in an expensive private college in a…

Bradimir Flootin

That looks like the car from the New Freezer music video.