When my Italian (like actual Italian; born in Rome) wife moved to the South with me and had grits for the first time, she was like, “this is just polenta.”

Playtime is over?

...those character sheets are always free. 

My friends and I upped the frequency of our D&D session from monthly in-person gaming sessions to weekly sessions on Roll20. It’s been a fun way to stay connected so far.

So should Becky with Bad Grades be reclassified as Karen with Bad Grades?

I hate Zoom, but mostly because my old boss LOVED it. And he was a total shitbird, but also because Zoom was super clunky about scheduling meetings, and didn’t integrate very well with MS Outlook. 

Hey Kristen- good luck at your new job! I hope they don’t make you write the “Here are your _____________” UGC (user generated content for those who don’t know) posts that Jalopnik had you doing for years. I’m sad that you never wrote one asking users to submit pics/stories about their pets named after cars. I would…

That cover photo looks like some amateur Xanathar cosplay.

I could be wrong, but I don’t think Rob works in the office with the full-timers. He’s west coast maybe? He works remote and bangs out NPoCP daily with a “IDGAF if y’all just look at the pics an scroll down to vote, I’m writing another masterpiece” kind of attitude.

I had that exact car- 1989 Prelude 2.0 Si, Red, 5 speed, sunroof. I was very low, and I hated being behind SUVs because I couldn’t see past them. I still miss that car sometimes. 

Things are looking gray.

Ronald McDonald’s first name is Donald and not Ronald in Japan.

Do these parents have to continue to bribe professors so that their kids can actually graduate? 

I miss Danger 5 so much.

I remember reading about this one as a kid. Wasn’t it called the “Flying Pulpit” and it afforded the pilot a limited amount of “preaching time” aka flight?

Right? My gut tells me this car should sell for $6,500 tops.

Years ago there was a drop dead gorgeous Caprice Classic around my town that was immaculately painted up in Starbucks colors with the logo going down the side. The license plate said “Frapucino” but I don’t think it was officially endorsed by Starbucks because it had giant green Truck Nutz hanging under the bumper.

Really? I’m pretty that either one can part of this complete breakfast.

They’ve been harassing millennials for years about getting offended too easily, and then “Ok boomer” comes out and they can’t stop crying about it.

I support these kind of warning labels, but I also believe that advertising that targets children should be illegal. They’re easily influenced by marketing claims, flashy visuals, and catchy songs. Parents (and grandparents, and caretakers) don’t necessarily have the time, education, or resources to evaluate the…