“Which tangy summer cocktails pair best with that fresh ass?”

I get your meaning, but her expression tells me that she’s not talking to the manager- she’s definitely calling the cops.

If the Bronco succeeds, maybe they’ll do an off road capable SUV and call it the GMC Jimmy?

This is the right thing to do, and also I’ve consider voting for a candidate who would wage war against MLMs. 

Why stop at pay day lending? They need to expand this bill to cover MLMs.

Key fobs not working? Did anyone check to see if they were Nissans? I swear I get a “can’t recognize key fob message” like 1x per day.

Ah, yes....the sort one would normally have handcuffed to one’s wrist in some sort of 1980s action movie.

Hey Tom- it looks like dealerships in the South are slashing the prices on a new Atlas. Is that real, or just a trick to get people in the door? 

In South Carolina? Are you crazy?

....demonize public school systems for failing to justify giving incentives to private schools that teach heavy conservative bias.

In 2000, a buddy of mine was all like, “Hey, take my Passat VR6 around the block and see what you think!”

Back in the day, a buddy of mine used to clean up trash at a concert venue in the south for his summer job. By the end of the summer, he had picked up enough Camel Cash to buy a canoe!

What transmission did the car you drove have in it? I have an X1/9 with the five-speed.

I swapped an aftermarket intake on my K20 and it was louder.

I could be wrong, but I think they did? They offered the Honda Element “Dog Friendly” package that had a cool paw emblem, custom floor mats, a seat tent, and even had a ramp for your dog!

I feel like backup cameras are just making rear windows smaller and smaller, which begs the question... why can’t you just use a backup camera instead of a rear view mirror? I’ve seen it working on some towing rigs, but is there a law or something that prevents this from doing it on normal vehicles?

Hey man, DB Sutton on Franklin St. is the best hair salon in the area. Get an appointment with David, the owner, and he’ll help you find the right cut.

FALSE.

He started at 50% of all that. Still, if you can do 50 push-ups, 50 sit-ups, 50 squats, and a run a 5k every day then you’re in pretty good physical condition.

It isn’t just a CYA action; FDA requires drug companies to list all of those side effects.